On Friday I was told there was a chance it might snow 6 inches on Saturday. (Wtf!?) so this caused me to panic a bit. I mean, shit, Fall is over already? I didn't do like anything I said I would do on my
Fall Bucket List!
And it was because of this panic that I spent all weekend practically bathing in spiked cider and pumpkin-eating-my-face-off.
It was amazing. I spent all weekend documenting this,
so don't you worry.
Friday
I ptfo'd at like 9 p.m. That was great and all, just not really
blog worthy.
Saturday
Looked like this :

And marked the first day of snow this year in New York. Also, I was told it was the first time it snowed in October since 1952.
(That's not confirmed, but let's go with it). And it was really legitimate snow too! Large fluffy flakes came down like someone was sweeping it off the roof. The kind of snow that gives you permission to cuddle in bed all day with a good book, Rachel texted me that morning. This is when I tell myself I need to live in the northeast for life and not move back south to make babies.
First brilliant idea of the day: journey to the upper east side to meet Julia, another Julia, and Amanda for brunch and a day of baking (for the Annual Pumpkin Carving Contest on Sunday, of course).
Amanda and Julia meeting me at Parlour (90th and 3rd)
Sorry for this tangent, but I must tell you that I had three run-ins with homeless people throughout my travels. In the subway station, I watched one man (let's call him Mike) sing bits from the Phantom of the Opera for a group of giggling 15-year-old boys while homeless person #2 (we'll call her Bertha) leans down, picks up one of my gloves (which I now notice has fallen to my side) and freakin chucks it into the subway tracks! "HEY!?" i yell, because what else do you say to that? But she was already on her marry way, sorting trash by then. What can you do? Thanks to one of those 15 year-old boys, who actually jumped down and retrieved my glove in the end, my hands were saved. My hero.
And then my ride was interrupted by a fifty-year-old French (drunk?) giving a monologue of some sort. It went something like this
( please read in broken English):
"Hiiiiii guysss . . . aren't you so happy to live in Amerrrica? Say hellooo to each other!" He preaches with one hand on the subway bar, slightly swaying from side to side. "Hellllllooo?? Do you not looovee each other? Remember God gives you apples and oranges. How lucky are you! Do you like ice cream? . . . Hey guysss! Do you want to go to heeeaven? . . . Helloooooo? Remember Halloween is a stupid holiday. You are welcome."
But I made it to brunch (a classy boozy brunch for $25. Def. recommend) and onto Julia's apartment (another Julia) to make spiked cider, bourbon pecan bread pudding, pumpkin white chocolate truffles, and ginger snap cookies. Dear God.
Sunday
Well, the snow put a huge freakin damper on Annual Pumpkin Carving Contest (since that is an outdoor event and wasn't happening in my apartment). This is being postponed. Total crap but we made the best of it anyway. Since I spent so long yapping about homeless people, I will keep this simple: girlfriends, spiked cider (again), cranberry cheese, bloody marys (again), and The Craft. It doesn't get better than this . . .
Rachel might have been the scariest thing of them all (this is not my veil).
Paul came home and said our apartment smelled like Santa's $!&*#@l (thought I needed to share that with you). So all in all, I might not have completed the Fall Bucket List per say, but we got pretty damn close.